Sometimes judges can be funny, (ok, maybe this was not that funny, but I got a chuckle out of it) as evidenced by Judge Lucy Koh last week when she stated, ”I mean come on. 75 pages! 75 pages! You want me to do an order on 75 pages, (and) unless you’re smoking crack, you know these witnesses aren’t going to be called when you have less than four hours.”
I don’t think attorney Bill Lee thought Judge Koh was funny when he replied, ”Your honor, I can assure you, I’m not smoking crack.”
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